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The Flash Game that makes fishing COOL!!!

  Man Gets Scared By Website Scary     

Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD.

  Panda Bear Attacks Man Crazy     

I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast.

  Cool Smoking Dog Cool     

This is why your dog really wants to go outside so much! Its kind of funny to see this dog kicking back and taking a smoke. :)

  New Immate Screws Up Commercials     

This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this.

  Action / Adventure
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Etherena-2 Etherena-2
Strange little game where you poo on each other to win points!
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Battle of Helms Deep Battle of Helms Deep
Shoot as many servants of the enemy as you can to protect the village. Based on the lord of the rings film.
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Panik Panik
Our hero, Panik, has found a way into the lowest level of the factory and now has to work his way up
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Alien Clones Alien Clones
Move your robotic leg machine around and shoot down the strange legged aliens moving towards you.
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  Babe
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Sexy Blonde Beer Opener Sexy Blonde Beer Opener
OK guys you will definitely want to see the hot chick in this video. Two groups at a bar are trying to see who can open a beer in the coolest way when this blonde girl steps up and opens a beer with her...well just watch it.
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Men Only Want Sex Men Only Want Sex
Funny Commercial with men chasing an irresitible hot girl
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Poodle Fitness Poodle Fitness
This clip is so messed up, I have no idea how to describe it
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Christine Model Free 5 Christine Model Free 5
Well, it's Tuesday. So here's a clip of a busty girl dancing around in a tight dress.
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  Crazy
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Rabbi Wig Out Rabbi Wig Out
I'm not sure what's going on here, but it sure is a catchy tune. Unfortunately now it's stuck in my head. Hey! Maybe that's what is wrong with the guy in the video.
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Kick To The Chops Kick To The Chops
Don't mess with this fellow, ladies.
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Dry Ice Bombs Dry Ice Bombs
Finally, science class is paying off.
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Crazy Guy Run Over Crazy Guy Run Over
Insane man runs over pedestrian before he's stopped.
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  Funny
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Funny Marathon Race Funny Marathon Race
One of these marathon racers is in last place until they get to the event he is best at! Then he takes care of business and wins the race!
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Knock Out Dance Knock Out Dance
A boxer gets knocked out but has the presence of mind to do a little jig for the crowd before falling over. Actually, I'm pretty sure this was all part of the knocking of the out.
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Egg Packer Prank Egg Packer Prank
This looks like a bad enough job without someone playing tricks on you.
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Fat Guy Tries Hard Fat Guy Tries Hard
Funny video of a fat guy at the beach who tries hard to make himself look good when a hot girl in a bikini runs by. If you can keep your eyes off the girl watch what happens to the fat guy.
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  Interesting
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Coke Drinking Contest Coke Drinking Contest
Here is a video from a coke drinking contest. I have never seen anyone chug a coke as fast as this guy does! It's no wonder he gets sick after drinking that fast.
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Cyril Metamorphosis Trick Cyril Metamorphosis Trick
I saw this one trick where he made a gerbil disappear. I think Richard Geere was in it too. It was pretty gross.
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Mass Hyptnotize Session Mass Hyptnotize Session
He sounds like Ben Stein, with a lisp. It'd be enough to send me into hypnosis. Or a murderous rage, one of the two.
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Drunken Animals Drunken Animals
I wonder if they remember and then do it on purpose the next year.
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  Nerdy
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Counter Strike Whos Bad Counter Strike Whos Bad
You can also download another mod to make him molest children.
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Sink Fountain Sink Fountain
Why am I impressed by stuff like this?
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Dont Copy That Floppy Dont Copy That Floppy
Yeah, what are you thinking kid. Get the bit-torrent instead. Jeeze. Lame-o.
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Real Life D And D Real Life D And D
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real.
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  Ouch
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Stop Sign KO Stop Sign KO
Some guy is running in the rain when he slams his face into a stop sign. It looks like he gets knocked out cold because he just lays there. Why is it funny when people run into stuff and get hurt?
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Street Fights Chinese Dude Street Fights Chinese Dude
Because really, does anybody ever get tired of seeing a guy get kicked down some stairs?
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Baseball Hit In Crotch Baseball Hit In Crotch
Oh man. Take your base. Seriously, ouch. Take two. Hell, take three.
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Coffee Face Coffee Face
Note to self. Only sell iced coffee from now on.
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  Sad
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Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face.
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  Scary
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Class Room Streaker Class Room Streaker
Some kids bring guns to school, others take out their frustrations in different ways. Personally, I'd have preferred it if he brought a gun instead.
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Invade Next Invade Next
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that.
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Ghetto Butt Ghetto Butt
Do you remember the scenes from Jurassic Park, where the huge brontosaurus creatures were lumbering across the field? Yeah, it almost looks like that, but in a good way. If that makes any sense.
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Robot Bodybuilder Robot Bodybuilder
You know, there are those who say bodybuilding is a little bit gay. That's not true. Lifting weights is totally hetero but when you start doing crap like this? Come on, man. Seriously. WTF?
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  Weird
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Old Lamp Get Thrown Away Old Lamp Get Thrown Away
This weird little video shows us how easy it is for our feelings to be manipulated my a little mood music and lighting. Yes I was actually feeling a little sorry for it! :)
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Slow Motion Stomach Punches Slow Motion Stomach Punches
Don't ask why but here is a video of slow motion stomach punches. It is kind of weird to see how the fat moves when someone gets punched in the stomach.
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Kung Pao Kung Pao
has anyone ever seen the show, Iron Chef? Yeah, this has nothing to do with that.
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Tokyo Ufo Tokyo Ufo
This has got to be fake. There's no way this is real because, if it is, I'm freaking right the eff out.
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  Whoops
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Bicycle Fall Bicycle Fall
Remember kids. Always tighten your nuts.
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Base Jumper Pole Crash Base Jumper Pole Crash
Well, it started off good. He just had a little trouble with the landing. Or lack there of.
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Stage Dive Goes Wrong Stage Dive Goes Wrong
Remember kids, when stage diving, always make sure someone is there to catch you.
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Bad Helicopter Crash Bad Helicopter Crash
If you look really close, you can see the "Rookie Driver" sticker on the back of the chopper. WTF?
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  WTF
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Kicked In The Face Kicked In The Face
WARNING: Language - A group of guys are acting like they are beating up on one of their friends when he starts to cry and scream. He gets really mad and starts screaming and asking who kicked him in the face. The funny part is that it does not look like anyone kicked him in the face.
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Breakup Song Breakup Song
There are a lot of things going on here...maybe with that cheating knocked-up shrew gone, your compulsive overeating will stop and you'll find a great new job. Or maybe...it's just a commercial. Yeah, that's it.
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Muscle Suit Figure Skater Muscle Suit Figure Skater
This is... maybe.. one of the gayest things I have ever seen in my life. WARNING: You will feel a little bit gay after watching this.
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Wrestling Fan Cries Wrestling Fan Cries
The guy in this video gets owned by himself! This video was taken at an event where old retired wrestlers got together to talk to the public and answer questions etc.
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  Drunk
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Wkd Bricked In Elevator Wkd Bricked In Elevator
Haaaaa ha hahahaha haa ha heh... hu. Everything is funnier when you were drunk.
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Mikey Gets Peed On Mikey Gets Peed On
I get that they're drunk...but why do they have a videocamera in the bathroom in the first place?
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Too Drunk In The Bathroom Too Drunk In The Bathroom
Like this girl doesn't have enough problems without... well, you'll see.
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Trash Can Idiots Trash Can Idiots
Some kids roll a dumpster down a hill with others inside. What's the point of having the camera inside though?
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  Dumb
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480hpek9civic 480hpek9civic
I see I'm going to have to start telling people that Final Cut Pro does not a director make. Also, your car really sucks.
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Light Friends Ass Light Friends Ass
This is so stupid. Future senators, one and all.
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Guy Shaves Legs With Fire Guy Shaves Legs With Fire
WARNING: Language - I dont know why this guy is shaving his legs but he has a funny way of doing it. He uses fire to shave the hair off of his legs. Ladies please stick to razors and do not try this!
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Death Touch Death Touch
He has another one that he affectionately refers to as, "Farts of Fury" but they really couldn't put that on prime time television.
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  Amazing Movies
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Tornado Suck Zone Tornado Suck Zone
Man, getting caught in a tornado would really suck. No, really. It would suck all the fillings out of your teeth.
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Worlds Tallest Man Worlds Tallest Man
I hear that he still couldn't dunk. I don't really know why.
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Mr Percussion Mr Percussion
It's the human drum set.
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Dan Osman Speed Climbing Dan Osman Speed Climbing
Awesome Video! This Dan Osman video shows him speed climbing without any ropes or a safety net. He was a pioneer of free falling where you tie a rope to yourself and jump off of a mountain. Sadly Dan Osman died trying the longest free fall in history.
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Great Mime Great Mime
this guy made me laugh. Cool performance.
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Jamochas Commercial Jamochas Commercial
funny clip promoting mexican food cafe.
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Lose Consciousness Lose Consciousness
compilation of clips where peolpe gone unconsciousness
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Cat vs. Kid Cat vs. Kid
Poor car, he's going to be thrown into the ice cold water.... or is he ?!
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  Sports
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Miniputt Miniputt
A Miniature golfing game
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Canyon Glider Canyon Glider
Glide through the hoops in the canyon to get points then try to land without being killed by the bi
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Rooftop Skater Rooftop Skater
Skate on the roof top of buildings do 360 degree spins up on ramps and bulding jumps.
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Rural Racer Rural Racer
Pretty cool online driving game, not easy tho
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  Puzzle
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Easter Eggs Easter Eggs
Move around the eggs and match up four of them to remove before the time runs out.
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Death Wears a Tophat Death Wears a Tophat
Find out who committed the murder and solve it quickly.
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Find Smallmen Find Smallmen
Zoom in or out and locate the small green yellow blue and red men that are in the background.
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Monochrome Monochrome
An advanced and massive 70 level black and white space shooter featuring 21 weapons and 14 enemies.
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  Shoot 'em up
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Celebrity Hitman Celebrity Hitman
Shoot down some of your favorite celebrities george bush osama bin laden saddam hussein and more.
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Shooting Each Other Shooting Each Other
Shoot each other in this free turn game similar to Worms. Adjust the cannon angle and power and try
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Clay Pigeon Hunter Clay Pigeon Hunter
Shoot down the clay round frisbee discs that are shot into the air with your rifle.
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World War 2 Soldier (demo) World War 2 Soldier (demo)
Blast through the trenches, shoot down the enemy Nazi troops and get off Normandy Beach.
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  Other
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Drunk Mo Drunk Mo
Collect the beers scattered throughout the level and avoid certain dangers.
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Run Jim Run Run Jim Run
Help Jim Escape from a Mobster.
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Rebel Drive Rebel Drive
You're driving a camper van style car, that can jump! Speed into the oncoming traffic, and hit space
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White & Black White & Black
Play a combination of games, such as puzzle quiz, space shooter, terrorist shooter, racing and more.
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  Racing
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Banger Racing Banger Racing
Race the bangers around the breakfast table. Kind of a Micro Machines V3 copy.
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WOW What A Race! WOW What A Race!
Use the arrow keys and the spacebar to guide your little red car round each track a few times until
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Rocket Bike Rocket Bike
Race around the course with your choice of driver as you look to take control of the track. Use your
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Camera Killer Camera Killer
Camera Killer - Ever wanted to take out your frustration on those annoying speed cameras at the side of the road? Now you can. Use the arrow keys to steer and speed up / slow down, and the space bar to shoot. Remember, the faster you go, the more points you'll get. Don't crash or get flashed, or you'll get penalty points on your licence. 30 of those and it's game over. In answers to those comments so far, yes, it's not fair at times, just like the real ones. I was flashed whilst under the limit, which is what prompted this game.
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  Retro
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Hexxagon Hexxagon
Modified strange othello type game jump your gems over and convert the opponents gems more gems wins.
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Super Mario Mushrooms Super Mario Mushrooms
This is yet another Mario game, in which you race around collecting all the mushrooms you can withou
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Ultra Block Ultra Block
A very nice game, with the style of the famous java game Collapse.
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Frogger Frogger
Help the frog cross the road without being run over.
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  Beat em up
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Dragon Fist 2 Dragon Fist 2
Chinese style fighting game.
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The Rice Hat Warrior The Rice Hat Warrior
Cold steel is your only ally. Mercy has no place in your heart.
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Bloody Rage Bloody Rage
Mortal Kombat style fighting game. It's a bloody rage!
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Pumpkin Battle Pumpkin Battle
An evil pumpkin has invaded your patch and is wreaking havoc. He must be stopped.
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  Gross
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Crappy Crunch Crappy Crunch
Turns the milk "chocolaty". Eww.
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Rubber Sniffer Rubber Sniffer
Hey! Want to see a guy suck a condom up his nose and then pull it out of his mouth? Sure you do!
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Booger Booger
You know you're the low man on the totem pole when people can do this to you.
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Pig Eats Man Pig Eats Man
A pig is shot while biting a man that is lying in the road. This is so gross. I am never eating bacon again.
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  Misc
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Old Guys Fight Old Guys Fight
two old guys barely stand but duke it out
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Incredible Machine Incredible Machine
a couple of guys set up this great mechanism
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Choppy Crash Choppy Crash
stupid guys in India lose a million dollar helicopter
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Grenade Blows Wash Grenade Blows Wash
soldier drops gernade into washing machine
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  Cartoons
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BADCAR Racing 2000 BADCAR Racing 2000
This is a funny animation making fun of nascar. This is what might happen if Nascar had weapons?
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  Pranks
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Baseball Head Prank Baseball Head Prank
Funny prank video. A group of guys make people think that they are about to be hit in the head with a baseball.
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Funny Darth Vader Prank Funny Darth Vader Prank
I laughed like crazy over this video! A man dresses up like Darth Vader and scares his wife in the middle of the night! Now this is a funny prank to pull on your wife!
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College Shower Prank College Shower Prank
WARNING: Language - This college kids friends took his towel and so he had to run back to his room covering himself with what he could find in the bathroom. Oh the joys of dorm life.
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Tap Water Prank Video Tap Water Prank Video
This video shows a great joke being played! People are told that the water they are buying is from exotic places. The people go on and on about how much better it is than tap water. The truth is that they have been served regular tap water!
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  Sports
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Hyper Boy Video Hyper Boy Video
this psycho 8 year old kid, would kick your ass.
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Hit Below The Belt Collection Hit Below The Belt Collection
Wathing this video makes you cringe!
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Premature Celebrator Premature Celebrator
Another guy celebrates too early causing him to lose the race. He didn't even try for 3rd!
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Awesome Basketball Tricks Awesome Basketball Tricks
A couple guys performing some amazing basketball shots.
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  Commercials
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Funny Fosters Beer Commercial Funny Fosters Beer Commercial
This Foster's beer commercial is too funny! A man in the grocery store is staring at a women when he gets the surprise of a life time. Don't miss the funny ending.
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Superbowl Commercials New Escallade Superbowl Commercials New Escallade
I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising.
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Pick Up Line Pick Up Line
freaking funny Bud Light commercial
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Superbowl Commercials Espn Phone Superbowl Commercials Espn Phone
I take back what I said about that Full Throttle commercial having the best special effects. These were just as good, only this one made sense.
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  Cool
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Christmas Lights Show Christmas Lights Show
Here is another video of cool Christmas lights set to music. This should help you get in the Christmas spirit. Watching these videos makes me want to set my house up like that. :)
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720 Sparklers At Once 720 Sparklers At Once
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to light 720 sparklers at one time? The guys in this video did just that. Check it out.
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Funny Kung Fu Cow Animation Funny Kung Fu Cow Animation
This video is cool and funny at the same time! A cow fights a man martial arts style. There are several cool scenes in this video that were copied from the matrix.
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The Ultimate Race The Ultimate Race
The ultimate race features a motorcycle, a Porsche and a fighter jet. This was a very unique idea for a race. In the end there is no doubt who is the fastest.
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